all i want for christmas is you (to be real you fictional piece of shit)
Some are born with great eyebrows, some achieve great eyebrows and some have great eyebrows drawn upon them.
WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME TEEEEEEEEA? [you read that in a daleks voice]This is the most British picture I’ve ever seen.
"never turn down tea if it’s offered to you. It’s impolite, and that’s how wars start" - The 8th Doctor
TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
I accept no other versions of her, however historically inaccurate it is.
chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that “chillin”?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
this was either a great marketing ploy or a fabulous accident
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
if you’re cute & you wink at me i will jump on you like a gazelle pouncing on his prey in the wild
Gazelles are herbivores.
you tryna tell me u never been excited bout a salad
today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHINGUm, we were. It was a great cumback
OH. MY. GOD. I SNORTED